Jimmy Kimmel

"Like a slurpee?" Friday night, Jimmy Kimmel got Elisabeth Hasselbeck clone Caitlin Upton — who became famous on the Internet for a botched pageant geography question and brought the term "such as" into parlance as a meaningless conversational placeholder — to actually go out and ask people where babies come from. While Caitlin's funniest lines ("You touch vaginas?") were probably written by Kimmel's writers, you have to hand it to the...