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Leno, Fallon & Maher Jokes Annihilate Late Night Host, David Letterman!


David Letterman has been caught with his pants down, his Worldwide Pants!  He’s has admitted to shagging with many, many many women in his employ and interns, too.

He’s in the frying pan and Jay Leno has found a holy chance to turn up the heat, slaughtering him with post-confession potshot jokes on Jay Leno’s Friday evening show.

“If you came here tonight for sex with a talk-show host, you’re in the wrong studio.”

Right in the kisser….

But wait…

There’s more!

Mid-way through his Late Night monologue, Jimmy Fallon said, “There’s a new book out called Why Women Have Sex that has a list of the 237 reasons why women have sex, and Letterman knows the top ten.” Get it, get it?

And on Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher said, “I’ve never had sex with members of my staff — the guests, yes, of course, but not the staff.” He also said, “Hey, next to Roman Polanski and Mackenzie Phillips’ dad, I think Dave looks pretty good.”

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Looks like they provided that knock out punch.  Not even Rocky is tough enough to handle that kind of beating.

Is it rude to joke about David Letterman at his expense?

I think what is rude here is the fact that David Letterman sits on somewhat of a polished high horse, leering down at celebrities and politicians who have cheated, when it suits his monologue.

It’s sad, really.  It’s sad that he got caught in such a way because of the lives it destroyed.  I feel for his girlfriend-turned-wife and mother of his child.

I gotta wonder would I expect that behavior from a man I was in such a long relationship with.  I can’t begin to imagine.

The controversy may die off, but the scar will be there forever.

cbbtwit

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