No Christmas at Camp Madonna

What do you do if your mom is a pop icon? Pretty much anything you want, one would assume, except celebrate Christmas. Madonna, a follower of the Kabbalah faith, banned the holiday, as it’s not in keeping with her beliefs.

"We cancelled Christmas two years ago in our household,” said Guy Richie, Madonna’s husband. “Once we cancelled it we stopped all the presents, and once we stopped all the presents we started enjoying ourselves more."

We’ll see if it sticks when Lourdes enters her teens and inevitably rebels against her parents. And who knows, maybe she and Will Smith’s son Jaden will get jiggy with it one day and spawn a super-mega celebrity baby so genetically predisposed to stardom that special cameras will have to be created to capture its glowing aura. 

And the baby will be named Jesus.