Ninjas

Let's say you write a weekly column about bad movies, and that this column is extraordinarily popular and has made you beloved the world over. (LET'S JUST SAY.) Then let's say someone suggests as fodder for this column something called Surf Ninjas, which of course you have not seen, because why would you have seen a movie called Surf Ninjas? You'd be more likely to watch a movie called Your Parents Having Sex. So you watch Surf Ninjas...