DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Bo “Katie Couric Looks Oriental” Dietl

On Monday, former NYPD detective, private investigator, and FOX News regular Bo Dietl went on Don Imus’s Imus in the Morning and managed to insult both Katie Couric and Asians in the span of a minute-and-a-half.

Take a look:

SUMMARY OF OFFENSES:

1. “She’s got her eyes pulled so far, she’s starting to look Chinese herself.”

Look, as much as I’ve wanted Katie Couric to be an honorary member of the tribe since her thorough dismantling of Sarah Palin during the presidential campaign–which Palin’s still crying about–there’s no way that even I could say homegirl passes:

A photo of Couric taken on Oct. 29, 2009 (Getty Images)

2. Dietl giving the chink-eye.

Unless, of course, he had something in his contacts.

3. “Ten years ago, she looked American. Today she looks Oriental.”

Newsflash: About 13 million people who “look Oriental” are also American.

4. The word “Oriental.”

Unless, of course, Dietl meant that Katie’s face is starting to look like one of grandma’s rugs.

5. The fact that Don Imus comes off as the Voice of Reason on the show.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. I repeat, the fact that Don “Nappy-Headed Ho’s” Imus comes off as the Voice of Reason.

WTF????????????????????

[via Angry Asian Man via Think Progress]