Girlfriend OKs Use of Mini Me Sex Tape

Ranae Shrider, like so many sex tape starlets before her, knows it pays to be skanky.
Today Shrider signed a statement declaring that the sex tape featuring her and "Austin Powers" mini star Verne Troyer was filmed with her videocamera and that she allowed TMZ to use the footage . So much for Troyer's court injunction preventing the footage from being shown.

Your guess is as good as ours as to why Shrider would purposefully release this sex tape, but we're guessing it might have something to do with the proposition of making a stack of cash at least a little taller than her diminutive lover. Pornography dealer Kevin Blatt (the guy who made Paris Hilton's sex tape into a cash cow) has reportedly been in negotiations to get the tape published.

We wish him the best, but be careful out there. Once you see something like this, that's it, it will be with you always -- forever haunting your poor brain.

All that being said, Shrider is pretty hot! Really, if you had to go through life being 2 feet, eight inches, getting to bang hot, young upcoming models is probably a pretty sweet consolation prize.

For more, check out our zine on the little man that's big pimpin': Verne Troyer.