Since Britney Spears has cleaned up, slimmed down, and gotten sober she’s been in the news a hell of a lot less. Britney Sex Tape-gate was a small blip that reminded us of the good old days, but even that’s cooling. Brit Brit’s people knew it was time to pop out a fresh nugget for people like me to write about. Enter: “For The Record” documentary. Thanks Brit Brit management! Read Full Story

As reported here earlier Hugh Hefner’s classy new meal tickets, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have a criminal record. And none of this measly misdemeanor crap—these sophisticated ladies rocked out with a felony! And not just any felony—aggravated battery, for beating up another woman. That poor chick. She was outnumbered by those nutso Shannon twins. Hide your children. more photos after the classiness… According to a relative of the victim, the two honky tonk teens left their gigs at Wing... Read Full Story

Zac Efron has gotten pretty adept at handling screaming, pre-pubescent girls, but the 20-year-old was understandbly shook up when a star-struck, middle-aged man lunged at him earlier this week. (Shudder) Fans are a creepy lot by nature, but there’s absolutely nothing more deranged than a middle-aged man, frothing at the mouth, for a teeny-bopper boy. I’m getting pedophillic chills just thinking about it. This is how it happened: more photos after the scuffle… He just reached over and... Read Full Story

Further proof there’s baby-making bits in the Louisiana water, a second “family member” is claiming Jaime-Lynn Spears is indeed pregnant with her second child. I dunno. Either the Spears girls are just super fertile or nobody ever taught them about the wonders of condoms. One silver lining? At least the baby daddy is the same as before! Hey, it’s the small things in life. more pictures after the whoops… Lynne doesn’t want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out. Jamie Lynn is... Read Full Story

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and cast were out promoting the hype on High School Musical 3 in London.  London!?  Is HSM a big deal over there too?  Who knew. More pictures after graduation… Vanessa and Ashley both looked glamorous in their red carpet getups.  Much older, too.  Are they letting fame get to their heads and acting more grown up?  Hope not.  And what’s with Zac and the hairdo?  Like it?  Jury is still out here… Only a few more weeks until the music is released in... Read Full Story

Brooke Hogan sure is stuck in an animal print and show my cleavage rut.  Doesn’t she have any other clothes she can wear out in public?  I mean, it’s like she was going to pose for Playboy or something… More pictures after the growl… Brooke is stepping out wearing less and less clothing.   Maybe she has a spread with Playboy coming out soon and she is prepping for the event? Remember, she was non-commital before…but why not do it?  She’d probably have as much or even more clothes on if she... Read Full Story

Mel B - sporty spice - spices up the fall months with a new line of Ultimo lingerie.  But even as I look at the lingerie line, do you notice something?  Why does Mel look different?  Did she have some plastic surgery done? More pictures after the bras… Mel looks great in these pictures…and not too many women can say THAT after having two kids.  but her eyebrow region looks different.  Can you see it or is it my bleary Friday eyes?  Do you really think Mel designs these products or is she... Read Full Story

Ryan Reynolds will be the next star to run in a marathon.  For charity.  Having twins is so last year…this year it’s all about running.  And exercising.  And stringing your name to a charity event. More pictures after the mile… Ryan Reynolds will be participating in the New York City marathon in honor of his father and fellow Canadian Michael J Fox.  He wants to raise awareness and get money for more Parkinson’s research.  What a do-gooder!  It must be do good Friday.  Will his new bride... Read Full Story

Selena Gomez is trying to outclass a certain Disney star rival.  Trying - I mean succeeding!  Selena’s latest cause is UNICEF -the charity for children around the world - and their annual trick or treat program. More pics after the BOO… Selena agreed to be the spokesperson for this year’s event and bring attention to children who are less fortunate.  How cool is she?  She’s cute, she has a hot show, she has MORALS!  Disney is glad they picked her up!  Extend her contract quick…before Miley... Read Full Story

Hugh Hefner must not have been too down in the dumps over Holly Madison.  He’s had at least three new girls move in to the house - months ago.  And rumor has it that twin sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon will be his next girlfriends. More pictures after the vomit… Hugh picked the beauties because….they are both 19 and already have a criminal record!  Woo hoo.  Young, beautiful, bad…but small boobs.  How soon will the Hef change that?  You can see in their picture progression they move... Read Full Story