10 Signs You Are Ninja Riding Bastard aka Stoafasaki

  • you ride a 2007 Ninja 650R in passion red
  • you bought your riding jacket within a week of getting your motorcycle driver license and bought a motorcycle 6 months from then
  • your bike has a weak high pitch stock exhaust note
  • your son has a mohawk on his helmet
  • you wear matte finish helmet despite your more experienced rider friends advice to get a brighter one
  • you call a beautiful bike “smart looking”
  • Ewan McGregor is your mate
  • you know the true meaning of the words cooker, napper and malki
  • you work out and drink shakes made out of ice cream and three spoons of peanut butter nightly
  • and the last but not least you can read all of the above with a Scottish accent

If you want to learn more about the Stoafer go check out his blog - http://www.stoafer.com/blog/.

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