The Office Quotes: Season 5, Episode 7

Another good episode. Not enough of Dwight in this episode, though it was nice to see more of Oscar. Here are the quotes (sorry they're out a bit late):

"In Japan you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy you must wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite."
-Michael

"I have always been intrigued by all things international: the women, the pancakes, The Man of Mystery."
-Michael

Michael: Meredith, I would like you to pretend that you are from Abu Dhabi
Meredith: Hello!
Michael: I am ashamed at your naked face. I must cover it with my jacket.
(Michael puts his jacket over Meredith's head)
Michael: You are now sexy in your culture.

"Have you seen her painting, Jim? The building? There are shadows coming from two directions. What! Are there two suns? Last I checked that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy. It's totally unrealistic! There's no lines in the parking lot."
-Dwight, about Pam's art

"A concierge is the Winnipeg-equivalent of a Geisha."
-Michael

Oscar: I'm probably gonna leave after one drink.
Andy: With a hot slab of Canadian bacon in your hand!

Oscar: What's first base with Angela?
Andy: I get to kiss her forehead.

"Why have I stayed at Dunder Mifflin for so long? Certainly not the paycheck, because I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete."
-Michael

(Pam is kissing Jim)
Dwight: You're back!
(Pam breaks off her kiss with Jim)
Pam: Yeah.
Dwight: Good. I need you to make five copies of these!

Oscar: I can't believe we called her up!
Andy: Totally. Wait, who?
Oscar: I'm talking about Angela. I can't believe we called her up last night!
Andy: We called Angela?
Oscar: You called her!
Andy: That was real? I thought I dreamt that! Oh God!