teen abstinence: don't hide your salami, tape it

if to hide your salami means to have sexual intercourse, to tape your salami means to decide to take matters into your own hands; to say no to the peer pressure to conform and sin, and to say yes to true freedom. the freedom that comes only from letting your salami hang out. don't be ashamed of your salami. don't try to stick it where it doesn't belong. stand up and stand proud - grab your salami and shout: "i don't need to hide my fuckin salami!! i am so proud of my salami, i am guna stick it to your door".

let the fools & conformists play the idiotic games of adolescence. you have bigger fish to fry. for you, my friend, have a salami that was meant to shine; a salami created to change the universe.

so stand tall and stand proud!
hold your salami in your hand and get ready to stick it all over town!


if you don't believe me, check out my source:
http://www.clichesite.com/content.asp?which=tip+567