Here’s how I think the Scarlett Johansson-Sean Penn split went down: for a while they were happy, until Scarlett had to leave LA to work on The Avengers. Sean took that opportunity to play the “No, I’m not going to come visit you, this was just a casual thing, remember?” card, to which Scarlett was all, “BUT WE’RE LIVING TOGETHER, I thought we were REAL.” To which Sean was all “LMAO, GTFO.” Then Sean went to Cannes and boned a bunch of ladies, after which his rep confirmed the ScarJo split...
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